DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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YibbleGuy
When Lita Ford wants cunnilingus, she doesn't take no for an answer.





TheDiva
The Talcum Powder Warriors of Qin Shi Huang





BlakHat1
"Yes yes no no no yes no yes no and no.. no wait..YES!"





cajunmagic
Good grief! How does he find time to stalk death? He's like Sting, having sex for 15 hours straight!





JohnSteed
"I'll be right back. I just have to pose for the 'Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II' cover."





gleeb
"Fear my spare tire!"





elKapitan
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson!"





JMShearer
And our next Glitterdome Karoke Night performance is Deathstalker, with "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. Deathstalker, ladies and gents!





Mattteus
She died while trying to force the 90s, you can't force it, just let the 90s happen on their own





JohnSteed
Brian's Snog



AlexGariepy
So all the women had 'a's at the end of their names?





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