Mattteus
I'm sorry I can't hear anything over those pecs.

cajunmagic
This is what happens when you put Maximilian Schell in a room with a bowl of hummus.

Mattteus
Yeah that was how I looked when I went through my hikikomori phase.

Halfreck
Let's all take a moment to pray Billy Ray gets the Flagon with the Dragon.

JMShearer
Ah, yes. The one grab from the sex scene that holds the movie together is mad at me because I didn't share my pancakes with it.

Dita DuPave
Deathstalker: Not very interesting without nudity

TheDiva
This is the best scene so far.

Halfreck
You know, I find it really hard to believe that Deathstalker gets this much poon tang. I'm serious, I'm a girl and I just don't get it.

BlakHat1
He's stalking for Death in all the wrong places.

Diana Luna
David Spade, medieval guard.

Shadarus
Discount Tard Strippers Inc.
(I can't believe I just typed that...)

YibbleGuy
"... yeah, baby ... that's right ... HOIST that car fender ... mmm-hmmm ...."

JohnSteed
Never trust the ugliest girl in school when she offers you alcohol.

Shadarus
OhDearGawdHisFleshColoredBatchIsBULGING!?!

Shadarus
That room looks like something I'd design in SIMS 2 when REALLY tired.

Indomitus
Why the fence? Does the property line run right through the middle of the castle?

echostation
Deathstalker is still #1 on the leaderboard for Number Of Brazen Wenches Bedded In One Evening.

Mattteus
I'm confused, one character looks like she's from ancient Greece, another from 19th century Portugal and another from a demoralised Renaissance