DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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JohnSteed
The highly sexed-up world of cosplay competitions.




cajunmagic
"Come, Princess. Let us pluck those Peter Gallagher eyebrows."




Mattteus
Shirley Henderson's lesbian renfest love




Zee
That is one unpleasant cleavage cavern.




Mattteus
I can't help but stare at his area in bewilderment but it's simultaneously making me feel ill.




AlexGariepy
I'm sorry, are we supposed to look at HIS cleavage too?




TheDiva
Careful, his cherry filling may be hot!




AlexGariepy
Deathstalker no baka?




LauraPowers85
"This way, you guys."
*Bangs into wall*




Dita DuPave
This is medieval Europe, why is she dressed like she's from Thailand?




Shadarus
Oh YUCK, he's one of those guys who can make snakes slither out of their nostrils! *shudder*




TheDiva
"MAMMY!"




YibbleGuy
The Go-Go's broke up when Belinda Carlisle tried to disassemble Jane Wiedlin.




daupstart
Deathstalker stats:

Bare chest shots: 18
Enemies he's killed: None yet
Different chicks he's slogged: 94....wait. 95




BlakHat1
For a Death stalking, wench-wooing barbarian he sure does like to go to the hair stylist..




JohnSteed
The REAL reason Kevin Costner casts himself in all his movies.



AlexGariepy
A *motorcycle*? Oh for **** sakes, now we're just completely ignoring history.



Mattteus
oO(why does his every plan include the phrase 'oooh titties'?)





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