DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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LauraPowers85
Stevie Nicks travels back in time.




LauraPowers85
Look everyone! It's Gandalf the Grey and his tiny helper, Quantum Leap's Scott Bakula!




JohnSteed
His swordsmanship's about on the same level as Al Roker.




meqal
Time Life Music Presents: Love Songs Of The Deathstalker




YibbleGuy
... but, for the rest of his life, Deathstalker would always be haunted by those visions of Taylor Negron ....




Mattteus
Baltimora!







Dita DuPave
"Nope, I won't need any type of armor to protect these babies, nosiree!"




LauraPowers85
OHMYLORDINHEAVENHEHASNOTGENITALS! Oh- wait a second... man, people should really not wear flesh tones in certain areas.




gleeb
Say, that guy really does travel to the beat of a different drum.




BlakHat1
"Actually I'm Death's Talker. But they're considering changing my title to Official Press Seceretary of the Grim Reaper."

"Uh huh.."




TheDiva
"Bitch! Do you KNOW how hard it is to get studded leather clean?"




JMShearer
I must finally be getting old or something, because this scene of women wrestling in the mud really does nothing for me.




Mattteus
Surprisingly clean mud.




Mattteus
"C'mon you're wearing like 12 pelts can I just get one more?"
"No!"
"But I'm cold!"




BlakHat1
"Deathstalker think he broke her."




JohnSteed
"I sense danger."
"Well, you WERE just about go inside."



Halfreck
You could fit a whole roll of quarters in there.



gleeb
Filmed in LeerVision.





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