Mattteus
Now I have become Death Destroyer of Coops.

TheDiva
Why is there a guy in the Dark Ages dressed like a Dickensian coachman, anyway?

cajunmagic
Somewhere between Ryan Gosling and Marc Singer lies...DEATHSTALKER!!

GlitterRock
PUMAT of Richard Lynch, Judson Scott and John Phillip Law

daupstart
"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!"
"AGGH!!! WTF?!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!! I scared the hell outta you, dude!"
"Dammit, Fred! Take that goddamn mask off! Fukin play too much!!"

LauraPowers85
I'm glad I didn't live back then. I couldn't stand to wear a bra like that.

TheDiva
A rare shot of a pole dancer in the wild.

Mattteus
o/' she's a Sherwood girl on a saturday night... o/'

JohnSteed
Uma Thurman IS Gollum!

BlakHat1
And now the real star of this movie!

cajunmagic
W....
T....
FUCK? WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK
WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK???!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Zee
ARRGH! I hope he finds death soon so he can take me!!!

daupstart
[Pulls way back on suspenders, let's go]

[SMACK!]

"AW, you dick!"
"[HAHAHAHA!]"

Halfreck
Narrator: "Deathstalker liked to stab random teenage boys for no apparent reason. This made him very unpopular with the general populace."

BlakHat1
Why even bother? He's only worth 1XP..2XP at the most!

cajunmagic
"Point for Deathstalker. Gentlemen, take your places."
(What? I fence.)

JohnSteed
This looks like one of those fights from the Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves NES game. Deathstalker probably has only three frames of animation.

LauraPowers85
That'll do, pig.