YibbleGuy
"HA! YOUR Mommy did not bundle you properly against the chilly weather! Even if you survive this duel, you're going to get a really bad cold!"

JohnSteed
The most Billy Zane a street legal monitor can handle.

cajunmagic
Suddenly, Deathstalker's world was disturbed by the presence of Elizabeth Collins Stoddard.

daupstart
"I am Salma Hayek, o' powerful wizard. Ju summoned me?..."
"[gulp]... Holy shit, it WORKED..."

Indomitus
"If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy."

echostation
"Ok, I admit it. I'm not really from Hell. But I AM from Detroit, and that's a close second!"

LauraPowers85
Man, the 5th movie really whored Hermione up.

JohnSteed
"Elisaina, the dice rolled off the table. What's it say?"
"17."
"YES! I got a clean hit, mother fucker!"

echostation
Deathstalker and the Semen from Hell

PrezGAR
"Wow. Alan Moore. Would you sign my hardcover edition of Watchmen?"

Zee
"Come on, just give me a little of your hair! You've got so damn much of it!!"

TheDiva
"All right everybody, say 'Plague'!"
"PLAAAAAGUE!"
*click*

Halfreck
If you wanna kill Deathstalker, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!!!

echostation
"The Lady will have a Greek Salad and I'll have a Deathstalker Burger. Actually, make that a Double-Deathstalker Burger....From Hell!"

TheDiva
"Hi, I'm Rhea and I'm looking for an intelligent, responsible man with a good sense of humor who doesn't eat his own children...."
Sorry, that's Match.com of Titans.

gleeb
"Start an IV, 51. Lactate Ringer's and Deathstalker. Rampart out."

JMShearer
*draws revolver and takes aim* I've never seen a longbow chosen as a dueling weapon before, but probably not as uncommon as I would think, given the setting. *fires and dodges arrow*

JohnSteed
Okay, what did Castleton boy go back and fuck up THIS time?