echostation
"Sorry, I had cabbage and beans for dinner."

Zee
"Tony Farms! The Aztec gods never told me that among the Pumaman's powers is the ability to suck his own peener!"

JohnSteed
Peterless Pan

Halfreck
Playgirl's lesser known "Least Sexy Men" issue.

Mattteus
The gayest air guitar windmills ever.

jackrouters
Always three on the dot at Troxartis' place...

Dita DuPave
Jack Wagner is amused.

Zee
She's got "Phil Spector on trial" hair!

eber3
Are you bald? Try new CHIA HAIR! Warning, donkeys will eat chia hair.

Mattteus
This intimate moment was brought to you by Certs with Relson.

Indomitus
"How do I love thee? Let me count the positions..."

TheDiva
This is about as erotic as walking in on your parents.

Halfreck
Why would anyone do this with Deathstalker...or whoever that is, I can't really tell.

daupstart
"I hope you have insurance, dickwad! You dented my horse!"

Zee
"K-k-killer Klowns!? From... From outer space!?" *gulp*

Halfreck
Wow even Deathstalker wants to punch Deathstalker's teeth out.

Mattteus
The focus groups liked the Stanley Tucci nude scenes

Indomitus
Well, I think the evil wizard looks FAAAAAABULOUUUUSS!!