Mattteus
Clearly Carla didn't hear about how crappy the previous Deathstalker movies were

gleeb
Before dense settlement cut their numbers, the majestic Carla herd would pass by here every year.

daupstart
"I love the way you apply rectal medication to the dragons. Gets me all hot and horny.... Cmere, poopman!"

Zee
"Come here, baby, give me some of that You're-only-twelve-but-it's-okay-'cause-we-filmed-this-in-Mexico Lovin'!"

Dante83
I sleep a little better each night knowing that there were hardly any Americans involved in the making of this film. See, the foreigners take the movies no one else wants to do.

Mattteus
Life sucked before TV, people would sit around and watch money change hands for entertainment

WaffleKing
Is this guy going to throw a pan full of his pee at anyone in this movie? I'm familiar with his type.

daupstart
"Okay, boy, I'm going to teach you how to jack off a raging grizzly into submission. It may save your life one day."

echostation
"Sure glad I brought my +2 Bag of Moisturizer!"

jackrouters
Yeah, at TronCon2001, some guy was selling hand-carved Bit repros.

echostation
"Behold! We are the Warriors from Hell Safety Patrol! Prepare to cross the street on my mark!"

daupstart
[Neigh-neigh-negh-neigh....... N-N-Neigh-neigh-neigh-neigh-neigh...]
"DAMMIT!! Fukin horse won't start!!"

Zee
The secret gay S&M fantasy world of Principal Snyder...

echostation
How can anyone who has difficulty lifting an 90lb twig-of-a-woman be called 'Deathstalker'?

PrezGAR
Cool. A Super Mario Bros 3 Warp Whistle.

Zee
"MMRPH MMM MMRRR MRPPHH!!!"*
*"Your hand smells like pennies and cum!"

TheDiva
"Quit licking my hand!"

echostation
"You don't believe we are Indians? We have...teepees!"