cajunmagic
"I PUT ALUMINUM FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE! AVENGE ME!!!"

cajunmagic
Taylor Negron is in this movie? Now, that doesn't make a lick a sense!

GlitterRock
"WE CELEBRATE THE CORONATION OF OUR NEW, HOT-PIECE-OF-ASS QUEEN!"

JohnSteed
And thus began the Era of Extreme Beach Volleyball.

AlexGariepy
Apparently, the way they pick their queen is by boby-building or bikini competition or something...

GlitterRock
"Didn't stalk too much death in this movie, did ya?"
*shrugs* "I decided to take a flick off, try boobie stalking instead."

TheDiva
Hey, that guy's in a three-piece suit!

cajunmagic
That's not just any guy in a three-piece suit. It's Donald freakin' Pleasance!

AlexGariepy
Oh, they ALWAYS say that...

Zee
Can I pretend this really was "The End" and deny the existence of John Allen Relson?

echostation
"Dude, we had a gnarly party over at Ator's last night!"

SweetHeart666
as
Kristy Swanson and Traci Lords

Indomitus
and her Taut Nipples

tinaw
She's been on the Shelley Duvall Ignoring Sandwiches Diet!

cajunmagic
Jim Wynorski? That answers ALL my questions about this movie!

Zee
Ah, the beloved Blind Guardian font.

Mattteus
Jeez louise! What are there 30? 40 Deathstalker movies?

gleeb
Whether it's your mother, the legal authorities, or a bad movie, they always use your full name when you're in trouble.