DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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JohnSteed
A fantasy world that somehow has figured out the keys to plastic, foam, and canvas. Okay.....




LauraPowers85
"The spirit is willing, but the body is limp and spongy."




cajunmagic
Yo, screengrab. What the fuck does this have to do with the rest of the movie?




LauraPowers85
"I can count up to 5!"




SweetHeart666
"I can stuff 5 dongs in my mouth!"




GlitterRock
"Today's Deathstalking is brought to you by the number 5!"




TheDiva
I think I speak for everyone when I say: WTF?




AlexGariepy
They apparently can make printed signs in this fantasy-whatever-it-is world.




cajunmagic
Shouldn't that be "V" ?




GlitterRock
Her copious amounts of armpit hair peek out from the left side of her outfit.




Mattteus
Thanks for taking one for the team buddy.




LauraPowers85
"I'm freeeeeEEEEEeeeee!"




GlitterRock
"Oh girllllllssssssssss! Jeremy proposed!" (ring flash)




LadyLoxley
"How do you make a fruit cordial?"
"I don't know, how do you make a fruit cordial?"
"Be nice to me."




YibbleGuy
The "Freddie Prinze's Corpse" auditions were surprisingly competitive ....




Dita DuPave
The "David Copperfield with a mustache's Corpse" auditions were surprisingly competitive ....



cajunmagic
The "Commodores-era Lionel Richie" auditions were surprisingly competitive...



SweetHeart666
The "Richard Benjamin from Westworld Corpse" auditions were surprisingly competitive ....





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