DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
We now return to 'Donald Pleasance Gets An Ice-Cold Suppository,' already in progress...




GlitterRock
Purrfect Productions presents
Monique Gabrielle in
"OOh! Not in THERE!"




TheSpaceToast
"SINCE you been GAAAAAHHHHNNN...!"




YibbleGuy
"For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you, Fred Schneider of the B-52's ...."




LauraPowers85
Ent bachelor parties.




Zee
I want to hate this guy, but then I think of John Allen Relson and this guy seems like Sir Laurence Olivier.




Indomitus
Saying Monique Gabrielle is PMSing is kind of like saying "it's cold in Antarctica today."




cajunmagic
Sessions presents, "Zelda Rubinstein's Lute Favorites".




SweetHeart666
.oO(I wonder if Peter North knows that I'm really 15.)




LauraPowers85
.oO(God, Jabba is so sick. I can't believe he's going to make me have sex with him atop all these people frozen in carbonite. Well, at least the pay's good.)




GlitterRock
Monique was very proud of her bronze cast of the faces in Freddy's chest from "Nightmare on Elm Street 4" -- even though Linnea Quigley's tits kept poking her in the back.




JohnSteed
"Okay, fine, we'll do it, but do the venegeful souls of the pilots from the Super Metroid direlict ship really NEED to be watching?"




LauraPowers85
"Ah- here's my goth slave now. Nail, could you get me a soda?"
"Fine, whatever. Conformist."




cajunmagic
Hmm, a blonde easily distracted by her own hands. Imagine that.




Indomitus
That's about as good as her acting gets, folks. Enjoy it.




GlitterRock
"I'm an icky Deathstalker!"



GlitterRock
"Spit or swallow? Get one of my 'special' videos from Purrfect Productions, and find out for yourself!"



LauraPowers85
Whoa! Hey, pants were made for a reason. Look into 'em, won't you?





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