GlitterRock
"Hello, we're low-low-low-LOW-budget comic convention models for Vampirella, Conan, and Sailor Moon!"

LauraPowers85
"Excuse me? Did you just say something negative about my coked up escorts?"

JohnSteed
"Here, let me give you high-speed access to the NET!"

GlitterRock
The San Dimas Renaissance Fair presents "Driving Miss Daisy!"

BlakHat1
The non-animated version of the bassist from the Gorillaz.

elKapitan
Oh cool, it's a Thinking Contest!

LauraPowers85
"Yeah... you like Pantene Pro-V, don't you, bitch?"

GlitterRock
"Monique.... this isn't exactly what we meant by a 'skull-fuck.'"

cajunmagic
The set that made even Corman blush!

Indomitus
"Like, totally, like, fer sher, I mean, like, ohmigawd, like, gag me with a spoon, like, wooowwwww..."

cajunmagic
HOW CAN I BRAINWASH KATIE HOLMES INTO THINKING I'M STRAIGHT? page 46
I'M A FAILED ACTOR. CAN THIS BOOK HELP ME BECOME A BETTER PILOT? page 253 (includes Tarantino's home phone number)
I'M ON A POPULAR SERIES THAT RECENTLY SPOOFED MY "RELIGION". WHAT DO I DO?
page 77
ME EAT BOOK. THEN GO DO "LOOK WHO'S TALKING 4"!
Um, page 153
Read "DIANETICS"! The book for people named Diane!

LauraPowers85
"Doncha lyke it Mista Sheffieeldd??? Ahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha."

GlitterRock
Calgon *IS* Kirok!

LauraPowers85
"Hold your horses, Xena, I'll be back with your beer in a second!! Bitch needs to stop ordering me around."

Indomitus
Lean forward a bit farther, Toni. We can't quite see your toes yet.

Dita DuPave
"Ready for the semi-lesbian scenes?"

Zee
"How come no one wants to get physical with me?" asked an oily James Gandolfini.

tinaw
Well, at 280 lbs, most of us would rather you get physical with a treadmill.