DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
Anton LaVey appears on Dancing with the Stars:

"Len Goodman?"
"6."
"Carrie Ann Inaba?"
"6."
"Bruno Tonioli?"
"6."
"I can live with that!"




YibbleGuy
"Kay Jewelers. Because, after you sleep with her, you know you're probably going to have to buy her *something* from here ...
o/` ... ev'ry 'fuck' ends with 'Kay'" ... o/`




LauraPowers85
"Yeah... just like that. I love you Showgirl Saved by the Bell Jessie."




GlitterRock
"Hi. I'm Vaguely-Jenna Jameson from Glitter's Friday The 13th galleries. Wanna fuck?"




LauraPowers85
"I'd like to bring the Mr. Belvedere fan club meeting to order."




Zee
That oft-used skull prop is the only thing tying the four Deathstalker movies together.




gleeb
Worship service is just beginning at the First Sinistarian Church.




Zee
Straining to be Julie Strain.




GlitterRock
No Clashing Allowed.




Diana Luna
NEW GAME
INSTRUCTIONS
SET UP
SAVE GAME
LOAD GAME
CREDITS
EXIT




cajunmagic
Deathstalker to Duel of the Titans, checkmate!




AlexGariepy
PLAY MOVIE
SCENES
OPTIONS




Indomitus
"You can't treat me like this! I was in Bachelor Party!"




cajunmagic
Hey! They can't do that to vaguely Jessica Alba!




LauraPowers85
"Then you just insert the rod into your mouth and use your tongue to activate the turn signals."
"Thanks, Mr. Garrison!"




GlitterRock
Um..... yeah.... so.... "Deathstalker," then?



Mattteus
Rent-a-DeMornay



Zee
Hey, the girl on the left: Jessie Spano!





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