
GlitterRock
Anton LaVey appears on Dancing with the Stars:
"Len Goodman?"
"6."
"Carrie Ann Inaba?"
"6."
"Bruno Tonioli?"
"6."
"I can live with that!"
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YibbleGuy
"Kay Jewelers. Because, after you sleep with her, you know you're probably going to have to buy her *something* from here ...
o/` ... ev'ry 'fuck' ends with 'Kay'" ... o/`
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LauraPowers85
"Yeah... just like that. I love you Showgirl Saved by the Bell Jessie."
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GlitterRock
"Hi. I'm Vaguely-Jenna Jameson from Glitter's Friday The 13th galleries. Wanna fuck?"
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LauraPowers85
"I'd like to bring the Mr. Belvedere fan club meeting to order."
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Zee
That oft-used skull prop is the only thing tying the four Deathstalker movies together.
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gleeb
Worship service is just beginning at the First Sinistarian Church.
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Zee
Straining to be Julie Strain.
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GlitterRock
No Clashing Allowed.
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Diana Luna
NEW GAME
INSTRUCTIONS
SET UP
SAVE GAME
LOAD GAME
CREDITS
EXIT
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cajunmagic
Deathstalker to Duel of the Titans, checkmate!
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AlexGariepy
PLAY MOVIE
SCENES
OPTIONS
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Indomitus
"You can't treat me like this! I was in Bachelor Party!"
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cajunmagic
Hey! They can't do that to vaguely Jessica Alba!
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LauraPowers85
"Then you just insert the rod into your mouth and use your tongue to activate the turn signals."
"Thanks, Mr. Garrison!"
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GlitterRock
Um..... yeah.... so.... "Deathstalker," then?
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Mattteus
Rent-a-DeMornay
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Zee
Hey, the girl on the left: Jessie Spano!
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