DEATHSTALKER CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
In those days, G-strings had to be made out of sinews and animal hide...




TheDiva
A couple of Boris Vallejo models during their coffee break.




Mattteus
Despite all the weird stuff going on around them, John and Yoko stay in their bed.




LauraPowers85
"Aha! She be smugglin' melons!"




Dita DuPave
Halle Berry's having second thoughts about her sex scene with Ernest Borgnine.




LauraPowers85
"I offer you this child bride in exchange for Han Solo's life."




LauraPowers85
"Great. You came all over the grains. Now what are we going to eat?"




GlitterRock
Well hello there, pretty lady... *trails fingers along back*
*rolls over, it's Paul Stanley*
OOO! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!




LauraPowers85
"I don't wanna go to school! You can't make me!" *sobs into pillow*




GlitterRock
Ron Perlman *IS* Judson Scott!




YibbleGuy
Jeff Conaway *IS* Daryl Hannah!




Zee
Dolph Lundgren *IS* Olivia Newton John!




GlitterRock
"Joachim, that Ceti Eel in your pocket is poking me."
"That's not a Ceti Eel, baby...."
"EWW!"




TheDiva
"Wanna exchange body oils?"




LauraPowers85
A young George Dubya furrows his brows.




meqal
Some proctologists get a little too much into their work.



TheDiva
Why does he have an upside-down "We're Number 1" foam glove tattooed on his hip?



Shadarus
What Goths looked like before BLACK was invented.





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