TheDiva
A dark, indecipherable screengrab. God, I miss "Caption This!"...

TheDiva
"I'll make you forget your vow of celibacy..."

GlitterRock
"I'm emerging for you, Blaine!"

TheDiva
Frankly, I never saw burlap as erotic...

LauraPowers85
Mummy pornography.
(Oh God, I don't even think I can stomach this one...)

daupstart
DOH! I saw a nutsack! I turned away too late! BLEH!

Mattteus
He has a head like a mason jar.

Indomitus
Geez, even the kid is gettin' some. Next time they make a Deathstalker movie, I'm signing up.

Zee
If I had to go by the lighting I'd say it was a Creepshow segment.

Indomitus
Why they didn't call it "Titstalker" I'll never know.

Shadarus
I REALLY hope I'm looking at this wrong... if not, this poor woman has SERIOUS breast-ial issues.

Shadarus
I am the cleavage that flaps in the night...

CaptainSmooth
Dominatrix 101: lecture by Some White Bitch

JohnSteed
Victoria's secret is that she's the head of the Illuminati.

GlitterRock
Medieval speed-dating!

LauraPowers85
After cutting away 90% of the material, I no longer see the point.

GlitterRock
(reach...reach...reach....fondle)
(slap!) "Deathstalker, stop that! The mage is speaking!"
"Sorry." (reach....reach....reach...)

JohnSteed
That's TOO much lift and separation for me.