Zee
Deathstalker and the Road Warrior Extras From Hell

GlitterRock
It's always embarassing when you pop a boner in front of everyone.....

GlitterRock
Suddenly he's become "Tonguestalker!"

Indomitus
See, moviegoers may prefer Conan, but it's Deathstalker that gets all the tail.

Zee
"Is that one of those horse-drawn carriages I've heard... so much... about... late... ly ...?"

AntiHero
Another king I would be scared to turn around and see in bed.

Zee
"No one will think to look for us in the end of Troll! Love me!"

GlitterRock
(inhales from the nose deeply, then spits over the edge of the parapet)
Deathhocker!

Mattteus
Vidinho Nolte

LauraPowers85
Makes you wonder why the beautiful gypsy girl didn't want to bone him.

Shadarus
That constrictor has an unusual pattern on it. What is that, a leaf? Oh, no, wait... I get it...
It's a FEATHER Boa. *sigh*

LauraPowers85
"Milkshake, anyone?"

TheDiva
"We'd better stop for supplies soon. I'm almost out of clown white foundation..."

GlitterRock
"Um... Deathstalker? Don't wanna spoil the thrill of the chase for you -- but Death's standing right next to you."

TheDiva
Christ, if there were any more oil on him, Dubya would be fighting for the drilling rights.

Indomitus
Deathspelunker

Mattteus
I love how in these movies the cave floors are all flat and even.

GlitterRock
Deathgawker!