Indomitus
Of course, when he started out, he was just Deathpeeper.

YibbleGuy
"So, you are the one they call 'Deathstalker'."
"I am."
"Why? Do you stalk Death? What would that even mean?"
"Those who cross me will know Death from my sword."
"Right! Not much 'Stalking' involved THERE, now, is there?"
"I stalk those who would rob and plunder our land."
"But that's still not stalking DEATH, now, is it? How about 'DeathBRINGER'? That would be a little more--"
"--just call me 'Tony', dammit!"

Mattteus
You guys got it all wrong, it's Death's Talker, you know, the guy who speaks on behalf of death.

LadyLoxley
Kolchak's getting ambitious...

TheDiva
I didn't think it was possible to make the name "Barbie" look ditzier than it is, but there you go.

gleeb
Because when you think Epic, you think "Barbi".

GlitterRock
Ah, so there will be breasts. Good, good....

GlitterRock
The guy who did the music was from the same species as Kes?

Shadarus
Thankfully, Glitter, he only lived 8 years so we're spared from further symphonies.

LauraPowers85
That woman slipped into a coma after having sex with Kevin Sorbo.

TheDiva
Don't you mean "during," Laura?

Shadarus
If she was REALLY lucky, it was before!

GlitterRock
Bo KNOWS deathstalking!

Indomitus
I think it's a sure bet that at least one of these women is named Bambi.

Dita DuPave
Didn't know they had styling gel back then.

Shadarus
The Phoenix has a worse-than-usual hair day.

JohnSteed
"Don't worry, they're going to ask me back! I'm the one and only person who can EVER play Deathstalker."

GlitterRock
"I love you, warrior."
(imitating) "'OOooh I wuv ooo, wahhhriorrrr!'"

Yep. Deathmocker.