TheDiva
I attack you with my minty-fresh breath!
daupstart
"You gave me trick blue gum?!! For that you die!!"
GlitterRock
"I'm going to cast 'Dentyne Ice!'"
"Dude, that's not a spell!"
"Sure it is. I did stats for it. I even did stats for a longsword which is +5 with retsin."
meqal
Now Jimmy Olsen has the power!
GlitterRock
Hey, it's that... Thing from the last season of 'Buffy!'
"What? Indifference?"
No, the other Thing.
TheDiva
Let's see, a bunch of guys fighting over control of a rod. Nope, nothing Freudian in that.
GlitterRock
"DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID?? SHE HAD A FRIGGIN' STAR ON HER NIPPLE-- er, um....
I mean, I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl."
GlitterRock
Thora models the new line of Mordredwear for women.
meqal
So I blew up a few buildings and tried to bump off Bruce Willis, it's not like anyone would miss him.
Dita DuPave
"Should I allow Dita to be a little late with her assignment, I don't know."
TheDiva
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
GlitterRock
"Like it? It's Luke Perry's prom outfit from the 'Buffy' movie. I picked it up at a Hollywood thrift-store for $20. For $40, I could've gotten Luke, too."
alexgariepy
The Fonz vs. Dungeons and Dragons. Damn, I hate fanfiction.
meqal
Why are they shoving a glowing rock up Rosie O'Donnell's ass?
meqal
I picked this one especially for you.