GlitterRock
Sleep
Enchantment (Boredom) [Mind-Affecting]
Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1
Components: Bad Movie, Bad Cast, Bad Script
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Duration: 102 minutes
meqal
Well someone failed to make their Save vs Bad Movie roll.
daupstart
"You see what happens when you leave the screen door open?!"
GlitterRock
"We can't stop here, man! It's bat country!"
GlitterRock
'Twas banality that killed the beast.
daupstart
"Hey, don't be callin *my* bitch a ho, y'dig?"
TheLurker
For once, Richard O'Brien isn't the gayest looking bald guy in the film!
TheDiva
"My armor lifts and separates."
daupstart
"Take her to master Timberlake. He'll know what to do!"
TheDiva
John Rhys-Davies is six foot plus, and HE made for a more convincing dwarf than this guy!
JohnSteed
You just know someone's shouting "I'M COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" in the middle of this...
YibbleGuy
The Madonna-bra'd-Girl-Who-Rubs-Guys-Asses was always voted "Most Popular" at the Ren Fest ....
TheDiva
The MacGuffin is MINE at last!
TheDiva
Must be the Director's Cut.
meqal
Had the same recation of nausea when I saw this film too.