AlexGariepy
Scifi.com gets even more dark.

TheCarolingDiva
-My grandmother is under the illusion I have the same taste as her
-The lead singer on the CD sounds like a German Shepherd with laryngitis
-I've already got one

Indomitus
-It sucked and I wanted a PS2
-I tried it on and it made me itchy
-No tix for White Chicks

GlitterBellRock
- Want somebody to love
- Need somebody to love
- Would love somebody to love
- Have to find somebody to love

tinaw
- He put it on and immediately blew a hole out the ass.
- I sweated up a storm clubbing and now it stinks
- The moon is in the seventh house
- If Woody had gone to the police, this would never have happened.

Christmas DITy
-It was one of my "impulse" buys.

AlexGariepy
- It was a 'joke' gift.

JohnSteed
-He got me Punky Brewster Season 1 and I was forced to kill him.
-Because cash/store credit is so much better than having an aunt you haven't seen for 8 years take a half-hearted stab at your interests.
-Mike Rotch.

Christmas DITy
Why is there bathroom symbols doing the YMCA dance behind him?

AntiHero
Order this no-volume set today! (sorry Trekkies)

LauraPowers85
.oO(I mean, honestly- what am I supposed to have sex with? A Japanese man? Give me a break. It'd be like having sex with a tampon, or a roll of quarters.)

DiscoBoy
"Take turns, guys. Maybe that'll help."

AlexGariepy
Where does a girl go to find a tentacle monster these days? *sigh*

GlitterBellRock
"I predict one day, pictures like this will be much bigger, and easier to make out. They'll be of a larger dimension, in some sort of .... big... o... vision, perhaps--"
"YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY!"

Yukon GARnelius
"What does Erica Durance have that I don't?"
"Sanity."