JohnSteed
Woman who rejected JohnSteed for a date #14: Kristy

YibbleGuy
Naomi Watts is not thrilled with winning the "Best Masturbator" award for "Mulholland Drive."

Gray Zombie
....and in the Porch Swings, we're bringing you "Tommie's Knockers"

Indomitus
3 Zolofts, 2 Paxils, washed down with a whole bottle of Jolt. Wheeee!

tinaw
"'The Soup'? You couldn't get anything fancier, Joel?"

GlitterBellRock
"'Joseph Campbell's The Power of Myth and Vegetable Jubilee Soup?' WTF??"

TheCarolingDiva
Our soup is MUCH better than this other soup that we can't name but we can show you a vaguely similar label...

TheCarolingDiva
Proof that the Porch Swing tradition originated in Caption This.

GlitterBellRock
"Wh--what the fuck?? Butterfly kisses on my neck?? What kind of rapist are you anyway?!? A shit-one, that's what!"

JurassicPork
I thought the Iron Chef took no prisoners.

AlexGariepy
He appears to be saddened by the closing of CT, captain...

AlexGariepy
And we shall also miss the Faith Hill memories on CT... wait a minute...

JohnSteed
Um, Tasha, I wouldn't recommend using a phaser like that....

Yukon GARnelius
"From Teri Hatcher to Terry Bradshaw. Did I offend someone at Radio Shack?"

Yukon GARnelius
Gabby's so hot, she set the screengrab on fire.