Agent_Moldy
"Lucy, you can take my life, but you'll never take -- my security pumpkin!"
TheDiva
And now, a scene from the little-known classic "Your Dog Needs Housebreaking, Charlie Brown"
TheDiva
"We're getting married and you can't stop us!"
GlitterRock
"Consider ...(pant)... this pumpkin ...(pant).... well and truly PUMPED!"
LauraPowers85
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
YibbleGuy
It's The Great Pumpkin, Norman Bates!
Agent_Moldy
"Torment my stupid brother no more!" *stab*
RodRocket
"You didn't believe in me! NOW YOU SHALL ALL DIE, BLASPHEMOUS ONES!"
Agent_Moldy
"RRRRAARRRRRR!!!! ARRRRR -- who the hell let that one kid have scissors?"
TheLurker
The heartwarming classic where Charlie Brown meets fellow depressed bald guy, Billy Corgan.
TheDiva
I feel mildly guilty about capping a beloved childhood memory...
Okay, I'm over it.
Agent_Moldy
That's not what she said..
RodRocket
"Three!"
gleeb
I thought it was a great halloween costume. Then I realized I had a bag full of small rodents.
Agent_Moldy
"I said, 'Don't pollute,' bitch!"