CHARLIE BROWN CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





torgone
So this is the "G" Rated version? Feh.


PrezGAR
I've heard the TVM rated version shows the real relationship between Peppermint Patty and Marcie. And why Marcie always calls Patty "Sir".


GlitterRock
That's some suspicious-looking flare activity happening on that orange sun back there!


Agent_Moldy
Nobody messes with Don Linus. Nobody.


Agent_Moldy
"D'oh! Oh great. Just great, kid. We finally had the whole family lined up just right for the photo and you had to go and do that!"


Agent_Moldy
"So then I sez to Wakeisha, 'Girl, you must be trippin'!' And she sez, 'Nuh-uh, girlfriend!' And I'm all..."


GlitterRock
That's a cabbage patch, isn't it?


TheLurker
Yeah, she's a Cabbage Patch Bitch™.


gleeb
So, how conceited do you have to be to feel self-consciously superior to a bunch of squash?


The_Gray_Zombie
Lucy is attacked by the Great Pumpkin.
"NOW DO YOU BELIEVE IN ME, YOU SPOILED LITTLE SNOT?"


RodRocket
"UHH-UHH-UHH-UHH! Yeah, take it ALL, bitch!"
Charles Schulz's 'American Pumpkin Pie'.


gleeb
Sometimes you hump the gourd. Sometimes the gourd humps you.


TheDiva
Well, now we know where Linus gets the whole pumpkin obsession from.


Agent_Moldy
The pumpkin shows Linus just why it's so great.


GlitterRock
Ahh, how cute. The pumpkin has one of those "Linus On Board" window-stickups!




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