Dita DuPave
"Help! It's sucking me in!"
elKapitan
"Our contestants today are Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, and White Trash."
TheLurker
"I'm a giant labia!"
PrezGAR
o0O{Ooh, this is nice. I'll just slip this in my purse. No one will notice.} O0o
JohnSteed
"My, you have tight, firm cheeks, young man. Would you mind come up to my place for a 'Daily Double?'"
Dita DuPave
GAH! He asexually reproduced!
elKapitan
Will the real Alex Trebek please stand up, please stand up.
Agent_Moldy
"Danshe, my puppetsh! DANSHE!!! HAW! Jusht like your mothersh!""
GlitterRock
Presented with the awesome possibilities of making
fun of TWO Trebeks, Sean Connery self-destructs.