TheDiva
The first Siamese twins to compete on Jeopardy! consider their final question.
TheLurker
"Please, people, can we have one Final Jeopardy without sodomy?"
TheDiva
Sorry, "What is Comedy Central?" is not correct.
TheDiva
What is an endless supply of capping fodder?
TheDiva
Wait a minute, you're not Sean Connery--you're Captain Santa Claus from "Space Mutiny"!
Countess Coco
"I have to use the little boy's room folks, so we'll be right back!"
Countess Coco
"Who put a window here?"
tinaw
". . .and I cannot emphasis this enough. . .I'm Alex Trebek."
TheDiva
Actually, Alex's chest is surprisingly good for playing the "Wipeout" drum solo.
RodRocket
"Alexsh, be shure to shee the new movie I'm shatrring in, 'The League of Exshtraordinary Genitalsh'!"
PrezGAR
There's a certain irony to the mention of a Recovery Center below someone who's supposed to be Ozzy Osbourne.
GlitterRock
"Just remember what they shay: jusht because there'sh snhow on the roof -- doesn't change the fact I'm doing your mother! Haw haww!"
elKapitan
At least it doesn't say, "Things Trebek's Mother Sucks"
GlitterRock
Please God-- don't let there be a VIDEO Daily Double in that category!
GlitterRock
"The answer is: A hot dog is this." [*BUZZZZ*] Yes, Randy Jackson?"
"Yummy?"