tinaw
"Mr. Connery, could you step over here please? I've got a little surprise for you. . . ."
GlitterRock
"A hummer? Ah. Jusht like I got from your mother lasht night, Trebek!"
Agent_Moldy
*off screen*
"Hammer? I don't even know 'er! Unlesh it'sh your mother, Trebek, in which cashe, I not only hammered her, I nailed her, too! And she really loved my tool, by the way. HAW!""
Agent_Moldy
"All you have to do is name the tool I'm holding in my hand. Yes, Mr. Connery?"
"You're imagining that'sh MY tool you're holding, aren't you, Trebek! HAW!"
TheDiva
What, are they doing a Temptations routine?
ElectraAlan
"Alex Trebek, these shows you've been taping haven't been broadcast for the last three years, because you were cancelled. You've been PUNK'D!!!"
Zee
"For the last time, Ashton, stop asking where Vanna is or I'll knock your teeth down your throat."
GlitterRock
"I'll donate $10,000 to your favorite charity if you just let me lick one for a little bit....."
Agent_Moldy
"Ms. Fox, you are quite beautiful."
"Why thank you! But I'm not Vivica Fox, *zzzzip* It'sh me, Trebek! I always knew you wanted to 'get shome' from a Shcottshman! And your mother'sh shtill a whore! HAW!"
tinaw
"Ok Wayne, I'd like you to sing to an audience member in the style of Keith Sweat."
RodRocket
"I gots boobies, Alex!"
RodRocket
"Vivica gots boobies, Alex!"
TheDiva
"Okay, Wayne, you'll be singing in the style of Andrea Bocelli..."
PrezGAR
Insert tinaw here
Agent_Moldy
"...just like that. It was magical. But did Tina call me the next day? NO! *sniff*"
"No, I'm sorry, the correct question was, 'What is egg salad'."