CELEBRITY JEOPARDY CAPTIONS - PAGE FIVE







tinaw
Net Worth.


GlitterRock
"'That' hit FOX-sitcom 'Show' takes place in this decade, ten years earlier than the 80's. (*BUZZZZ*) Yes, Mr. Kutcher?"
"Dude, I know that show! What is 'The Simpsons'?!"


GlitterRock
*BUZZZ*
"Mr. Connery?"
"Your mother!"
(sigh) "That is incorrect."
"But I had her spread flat last night! HAH-HAWW!"


GlitterRock
*BUZZZ*
"Mr. Cage, yes?"
"What is the Nickelisk Age?"
"That is incorrect."
"Heh. I'm Nicholas Cage."


gleeb
What is Fire?


GlitterRock
"Who is Dumbo?"


Agent_Moldy
"What is 'hole'?"


TheLurker
"Who are B-ko and C-ko?"


JohnSteed
THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! Damn, I'm good...


TheDiva
(Alex, offscreen) "Thanks guys, just feed straight lines to Connery!"


GlitterRock
"What is Wu-sconsin?"


Agent_Moldy
Meanwhile, in Wu-sconsin, a couple watches "Jeopardy"...
"What was that question, dear?"
"I dunno, something about a well-hung Jet Li watching 'The Mask', on a Weekend Update morning."
"OH! I know this! What is a 'quarter pounder with cheese'!"
"Dang, you're smart, honey."


elKapitan
"Who are Catholic priests and Roman Polanski?"


Cyberbeast
You know, just the other day I was saying to myself, 'Self, what am I going to do with all this cadmium? I'm practically tripping over the stuff.'


tinaw
"What are things MacGyver uses to make weapons of mass destruction?"




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