elKapitan
"I'll take 'Shex With Trebek'sh Mom for $600.' Ha ha! Ha!"
JurassicPork
"Texas porn stars for $200, Alex..."
gleeb
I'll take sexual assaults of Ned Beatty for $400.
TheDiva
The Ugly, the Ugly, and the Quite Attractive for His Age, Actually.
Zee
"What are o pointy birds, o pointy pointy?"
TheDiva
What is nobody in this tournament, Alex?
elKapitan
"What is Jaw-rassik Park?"
PrezGAR
What is Jaws-tralius Does Alba?
Zee
What is "Jawberwocky"?
tinaw
"What is Jaw-anna Mann?"
GlitterRock
"What is JAW-st Married?"
"You are correct, Mr. Kutcher-- "
"For extra points I'd like to mention I banged Brittany Murphy in real life."
"You can't get extra points in JEOPARDY, Mr. Kutcher."
"That's ok. I just wanted that on the record."
The_Gray_Zombie
What is "Jawsie and the Pussycats"?
JurassicPork
"What is often heard with power tools in Pee Wee Herman's house?"
tinaw
"What is the difference?"
"Correct for $500!"
Agent_Moldy
"Who is, your mother?"
"Dammit, Connery!"