PrezGAR
Due to a restraining order, Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds will not be appearing on today's show.
TheDiva
aka "The moment when you realize how truly, truly stupid a lot of respected and admired people are."
GlitterRock
The program which consistantly redefines the definition of the term "Celebrity" year after year...
TheLurker
What is the only SNL skit which never got old?
ElectraAlan
Go back to your "Punk'd", you geeky little Allen Funt mutation.
GlitterRock
That 70's Hack
elKapitan
"Hmmmmm... I'll take, 'Actresses Who Have Played Strippers' for $200 Alex."
PrezGAR
I guess tinaw's in the audience, waving to him.
tinaw
Actually, I'm stage left and just gave him a flash of bra.
GlitterRock
"Say Sean.... you smell just like my girlfriend Tina!"
Agent_Moldy
"Daaaaaaamn! Tina, you lookin' FIIIINE, girl!"
PrezGAR
Come on, Connery. I'll kick your Scottish butt. Don't mess with Canada, eh.
Zee
"I swear, it was this big if it was an inch!"
"Shtop bragging about your mushtace, Trebek!"
tinaw
Oh yeah! That's starring ME!
GlitterRock
"I'll take Wayne's World for $200."
"And the answer is: This movie starred Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, playing their SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE characters."
[*BUZZZZZ*] "Yes, Vin Diesel?"
"What is Swordfish?"