The BitShifter
"Now they're saying the little red-haired girl was Statutory! That means Federal prison! Pound-you-in-the-ass prison! Well, they ain't taking me alive, Linus!"

Zee
"Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means. One of us is going to jail and it ain't gonna be me!"

eber3
So... red means go?

gleeb
You know, a two-ounce bird is not an effective spotter.

The BitShifter
The Beagleflex, now available for 27 low payments of $50

eber3
"Charlie Brown is the one who pooped in the urinal, and the drinking fountain too."

The BitShifter
What's that on the wall, a urinal with a fan?

gleeb
Just a passing sky-paddleboat. Nothing of note.

The BitShifter
Let's see, earring on the right side--is that gay or straight?

gleeb
parts: the blockhead horror

eber3
Don't push my buttons bird, you don't wanna cross me.

Zee
What the--!? Adults?

kilroy105
Car 1: "meh meh meh-meh..."
Car 2: "Wah wah waaaah wah wah wa-wah wah!"
Car 54: (still trying to be found)

Mattteus
I'm more confused than Towelie right now...

The BitShifter
So, his Mystery Date is Kathy Griffin?

Zee
The Young Crazy Cat Lady Adventures

Shockeye2006
Your neighbor is a Meth-Head, Charlie Brown!

TheDiva
Peppermint Patty looks different without her hair and makeup done.