CHARLIE BROWN CAPTIONS
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gleeb
"Linus! Take off that dress and get that damned octopus off your head!"



Zee
"OH YEAH? Well I'm gonna enter that dick-sucking contest too, and what's more, I'm going to WIN!"



rickubis
Jeez...they all have the same face! They're alien clones!



SweetHeart666
I could fit 2/3 of the mouse pointer into Linus' mouth.



eber3
oO(That loser Charlie Brown is gawking at me again. Just wait until I grow boobs!)Oo



rickubis
Get over yourself. We *all* have naturally curly hair. It's just not always on our heads.



Zee
"I WANT MY NUTS BACK!"



gleeb
Cartooning by Committee, sign #1: You draw the control pedal, but you don't draw the character using the control pedal.



Mattteus
Hang on guys, hang on.... where the hell are we?



Indomitus
This frame of animation was drawn by Timmy, 7, of Paris, Kentucky.



Mattteus
Doubles as a straight jacket.



gleeb
"I can tell you what the story of Noah's Ark is all about, Charlie Brown."



Gray Zombie
Let me tell you something about those growth pills......


Cyberbeast
"Todaydayday...I consider myselfselfself...the luckiest peanutnutnut...on the face of the Earthearthearth..."


TheDiva
The Amazing Colossal Linus





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