CHARLIE BROWN CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
What happened to Snoopy's hands/forepaws?



Dita DuPave
Oh, that's just gross.



GlitterRock
It could be worse, Dita....





Indomitus
He grimaces like a South American petroglyph.



TheLurker
Okay, how come when Charles Shultz made these wonderful characters, and expressed existential angst through them, everyone loved them and nodded "Yeah, I feel like that too". But nowadays, whenever anyone does that through ANY medium, some internet bully spams you with "LULZ shuttUP emo fag". Srsly WHEN DID IT BECOME NOT OKAY TO BE RIGHTFULLY UPSET WITH YOUR STUPID EXISTANCE!?



ChaosWolf1982
When they invented Livejournal.



WaffleKing
Well who says Charlie Brown isn't an emo fag?



cajunmagic
(Everyone knows Schroeder's the emo fag.)



gleeb
.oO "Emo fag", eh? If they only knew about Shermy's shallow grave. Little punk cried like a baby before I finished him. Oo.



gleeb
"Go, my zombi! Destroy them!"



Indomitus
"Why wasn't I invited to the skinny-dipping pool party / orgy?"



Mattteus
Star Crunch up close!



gleeb
As you can see, there are no dyes, no chemicals. This is naturally curly hair.



Mattteus
Whoa it's like watching American Werewolf in London!



eber3
The Nut Cracker is 'IN'. $.25



GlitterRock
He twisted his ankle when he jumped on her vagina.


cajunmagic
Tired of the shit he keeps kidding from his own team, Chuck decides to try out for the Dominican team.


GlitterRock

First the orgy pool and now Chuck in blackface??
Suddenly I feel a lot less evil about my Sally-with-boobs manip.





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