rickubis
.oO {That kid's face is a ugly as a wet dog's ass.}

jackrouters
Upon Sally's bathing-suited arrival, Linus disgorges all 65 feet of intestine.

YibbleGuy
Coolio Has Designs On Your Little Sister, Charlie Brown!

Mattteus
Snoopy's usually naked but for some reason puts on clothes to swim.

GlitterRock
*lifts up tube and flashes.... Schroeder videos her, tosses her a Peanuts Gone Wild tee-shirt*

GlitterRock
Good Grief, It's The Stuff, Charlie Brown!

eber3
I'm growing boobs, wanna see?

rickubis
No one knows why that curly hair on Charlie Brown's head underwent a huge, sudden growth spurt...but it did.

TheLurker
Oh PLEASE tell me Sally's not knocked up.

Mattteus
I love how cartoon water never falls, it just evanesces.

AlexGariepy
So, in the cartoon, normal water is blue, unless Snoopy spits it out, in which case it turns into white milk...?

rickubis
An android. Snoopy's an android. F**king Company! Why'd they ship us out with an android!

jackrouters
Generating dust clouds underwater, that's impressive.

Mattteus
So, no uniforms, no crowds, no fences and no baseball diamond... I'm starting to doubt there's an opposing team.

Zee
Was water ever that blue?

Mattteus
That's Charlie Brown back there?? He must've used the peanut butter solution

eber3
One day the whole world learned that Linus carried a blanket for only one reason. To hide the fact that his penis is always hanging out of his pants.

rickubis
How the hell is he supposed to bat with no arms?