gleeb
"The voices are getting louder, Lucy."

RodRocket
Or.... is it a Baby Bottle on a stick?

JMShearer
Probably the closest he'll ever get to being in the little red-haired girl's box...

rickubis
So THAT'S what triggered the postman's heart attack.

Mattteus
"Hold on." *turns and looks at Linus* "Back the fuck up!"

Zee
Weekend at Charlie's

GlitterRock
Next, on "Pigpen's Bikini Beach."

Mattteus
Why hasn't Charlie Brown killed someone yet? I mean, there's just so much guff one person can take and he's been taking it since... oh the 1940s.

gleeb
Think about it: no adults visible to help him in his trials, he never grows older. Charlie Brown is in Hell, being punished by reliving the torments that originally drove him to his killing spree.

Zee
"THAT'S YOUR HOME! GET IN YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!?"

Mattteus
Pans right to show Zee dousing the side of the house with gasoline.

Zee

gleeb
The pressure of keeping two women and a dog satisfied has Charlie Brown a bit worn out.

eber3
...do to faulty intel I felt I had no choice but to invade Pig Pen's house and remove him from power. I did not know that the intel was faulty, I had to work with the information provided by my intelligence sources like Snoopy; as well as foreign sources like Woodstock. If I had known the intel was faulty I perhaps would have pursued a different course of action. That said, Now that we have invaded Pig Pen's house we have no choice but to finish the job. Pig Pen's house is being rebuilt, his family is learning to live in a democracy free of the tyranny imposed under the leadership of Pig Pen and Pig Pen himself will be tried for his crimes. Thank you and God bless.

tinaw
. . . your incompetence has caused me to go on several unchecked food and drug binges. . .

LauraPowers85
...EAT SHIT AND DIE!

gleeb
"We keep losing. Have you been juicing, like I showed you?"

jackrouters
"Our cherished freedoms are being attacked from all sides..."