LauraPowers85
Graphics courtesy of Saved by the Bell circa 1990.

TheDiva
Hey, how does a kid get a queen-size bed?

Zee
The Incredible Shrinking Snoopy

jackrouters
Is Snoopy lying or running in place?

Mattteus
I find it somewhat disturbing the fact that the pillow next to him looks used... who sleeps in his bed that often with him?

TheDiva
Charles Schultz's "Misery"

Zee
"CANCER?"

floydianj
Dear Charlie, your teeth are of poor quality.
--Tooth Fairy

LauraPowers85
"Charlie... you ever have... ungodly feelings about the same sex?"

AgentMoldy
She may not have been bred for it, but damn if she doesn't always find the ducks.

Zee
Snoopy, what the hell happened to your red doghouse?
"Well, I had a little bladder problem..."

Mattteus
...he must like the feeling of the roof's peak up his crack.

gleeb
Snoopy felt violated, but what could he do? She had a search warrant.

Zee
I have a suggestion: Let's never see Charlie Brown's head drawn from this angle ever again. Thanks.

Zee
It's Your First Soul Patch, Charlie Brown

GlitterRock
Charlie Brown came to the depressing realization that he needed to get a new circle of friends....

gleeb
.oO That's the little redheaded girl? I hate being nearsighted! Oo.

Spockula
You know public schools need funding when the globes are so old they're from the Pangea era...