Zee:
"... you and I will escape while John distracts it by seducing it!"

Zee:
Why did they suddenly have to re-cast Gillian? It's a comic book!

GlitterRock:
"I'm going to tickle its ass with a feather, my dear!"

AlexGariepy:
Because as you know, feathers are REALLY ticklish even under water.

GlitterRock:
The Doctor's starting to suffer from oxygen depravation.

AlexGariepy:
The Doctor's wearing his pants backwards. I can see the tag.

GlitterRock:
Gillian's conveniently forgetting the toads are the ones who took the TARDIS to begin with! C'mon Johnny, pick up the slack. I can't go on stating the obvious for you.

AlexGariepy:
"Did you see anything, dearie, though?"
"Well no, but-"
"Then don't bug me until you do."

Mattteus:
It's sand and it's quick, it's almost quicksand - like this sinking action is!!

TheDiva:
Realizing her fate lies in John's hands, Gillian prepares her soul for eternity.

Mattteus:
"Mr. Frog, where has Gillian fallen to?"
"There? Oh that leads to our pit of gnashing knives."
"....oh dear."

echostation:
"Panic? PANIC!? Listen, you old goat, that bitch still owes me two fucking dollars!"

echostation:
"Cause there's nothing I'd rather do than rescue my condescending know-it-all sister..."

The BitShifter:
The Grime Of The Ancient Mariner