GlitterRock "Make thy fives high for me, m'lady!"	alexgariepy When Dr. Who turns out to be the life of the party, you know you invited the wrong party-goers.	gleeb Whee! These new Dr. Who foam insoles are great!
TheLurker "And now, say goodbye, Doctor! *buzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Oh, crap, I must've accidently grabbed this out of the Lurker's drawers..."	TheLurker PROFILE: Anthony Ainley AKA: The Master, Sir Charles Gilmour, Rev. Fallowfield, Deitz. STRENGTHS: He's still hot after all these years, he's a great actor, he comes from a family of actors, he plays cricket, he's a big flirt (NOT a bad thing!), he's nice to fans. WEAKNESSES: He's girl-crazy, JNT messed up his life, Big Finish hates him, fans say he's not as good as Delgado, some fans think he's a ham, his beard isn't real, sometimes you gotta wonder if he's gay, oh and his face ain't exactly what it used to be! LIKES: Fans, acting, cricket, Kate O'Mara, Nicola Bryant, Linda Hayden, girls in general, convention cabaret, being the Master, getting fan letters, Frank Sinatra. DISLIKES: JNT, Eric Roberts, Big Finish, being called a ham, getting kicked in the crotch.	gleeb .oO Gah! Another kick in the crotch! Smile through it.... Oo.
GlitterRock Things You Never Hear On DOCTOR WHO #1: "This place looks like trouble. Let's leave."	TheLurker "Yes, as you can see, I always dress for the occasion. And I can say it right too."	GlitterRock the soft *klik* of a .45, and the Doctor keeps his gun ready in his hat.
GlitterRock .oO My God... I have breasts!! Oo.	gleeb Did I leave the dimensionally transcendental hypergas oven on?	TheLurker Nice to see Petey wearing a bra today. His breasts have never been perkier!
TheLurker o/` Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? o/`	GlitterRock .oO But what IS that wonderous thing?? It looks like one of the windows on my homeworld, but is far too primitive. I must investigate further. Oo.	TheLurker The joy of finding photo manipulations of you and Nicola Bryant...