TheLurker The BBC turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually, I didn't even notice!	GlitterRock It's the King from the Tim Curry "Three Musketeers" movie!	YibbleGuy Appreciative Dr. Who fans worldwide voted her "Whoriest Sidekick" 10 years running, bless her purple-mascara'd soul.
The Secretive Bus Knight, student, knight... I honestly can't see anything wrong with that picture.	GlitterRock "Wanna see my Deep Space Nine blueprints?"	BitShifter They didn't have inflatable dolls in the Middle Ages, so you had to make do...
TheDiva Never have a German Expressionist design your wardrobe.	GlitterRock "Kirk, this station is swarming with Klingons!"	MrTim We now return to Thirtysomething: 1099.
The Secretive Bus "AH-HA! LOOK AT ME! I 'AVE AN 'ORSE FOR A WAIST!"	GlitterRock The one on the right's got some serious Cyber Camel-Toe action going on!	Coakley "Remember Tegan, poise and dignity." "But these people think I'm your sex slave." "Yeah, that happens more often than you might think."
TheLurker Here's a brain teaser: Can you tell which one is more hung?	MrTim Starring Anthony Ainley as Flint Fireforge.	GlitterRock Daleks: 1 Cybermen: nil