GlitterRock:
"Keep holding your breath, John. Longer. Longer. A little longer still..."

AlexGariepy:
What the? Is that a silhouette version of Gillian that they use when they get into the theater?

GlitterRock:
By "door" we actually mean "doors."
And by "awkward" we mean "mind-numbingly goofy."

MissGoogie:
Gosh, whatever shall we do? If only we had some wonderful transportation device to get us off of this rock!

Mattteus:
You guys think John was born with it or is it Maybelline?

GlitterRock:
I never noticed before -- but John has kind of a pig snouty nose, doesn't he?

Mattteus:
Someone's trying to get all 'artistic' with their water

GlitterRock:
Oh, that's just the ship from Durmstrang.

GlitterRock:
"Let's find out, John. I'll tie these lead weights around your ankles and toss you overboard. By my reckoning, you should sink to the bottom. But if your guess is correct, you'll float back up -- and I'll owe you a Coke, deal?"

Mattteus:
How high were they when they made this piece of shoe?

GlitterRock:
"I made a fire inna boat so we could roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories, Grandfather!"
"... ... ... I'm gonna kill you, John."

cajunmagic:
"Look! That other boat is shooting at us! Maybe it'll cure your being a lametard, Johnny!"

TheDiva:
"You'll have to believe me because it's too complicated for the artist to draw."

GlitterRock:
"I am completely baffled, my boy!" (smacks the back of his head!)
"OWW! What's that for??"
"Oh, you'll deserve it for something, I'm sure. I have faith in you."

AlexGariepy:
"We must flee their shooting of their bullets will hit our boat and make us sink and we will be doomed and-"
"If you talk about the Kleptons again..."

gleeb:
"Popcorn away!"

GlitterRock:
"We're surrounded by water too, Grandfather!"
"Shut up, John."

GlitterRock:
Remember that little excuse the next time you're out sailing with friends and someone comments in your poor steering ability. Just say "This boat insists upon traveling backwards!" It's fun!

JMShearer:
Look, Doctor, I know those klunky little outboard motors aren't exactly the most sophisticated pieces of equipment ever, but since time, and everything else for that matter, is working backwards here, why not just throw the thing into reverse and use it that way?

Mattteus:
Welcome to Lamer Than Alice Through The Looking Glass Land!