TheDiva
Wow, good thing Earth doesn't have like, a ton of satellites out, or someone might totally see that.

GlitterRock
"Brigadier, there's an unknown satellite coming onto our radar."
"Configuration, Benton?"

"Well sir, it looks like a couple of great big-- "
"-- Boobie! Great to have you back for the next season!"

"Umm, close. It's Billie, David. Remember? Billie?"

LadyLoxley
He looks trustworthy.

Zee
Rotates to reveal:

MrfnordTim
If they mated: Kojak and Higgins.

GlitterRock
"Rely on Max Capricorn Cruiseliners. Remember: with a name like Max Capricorn, you know you're fucked."

TheDiva
No, he doesn't look a BIT evil!

Zee
Still a better Bond than Daniel Craig...

Melwick
"It's great to be me."

tinaw
Jerky Asinine speaking, may I help you?

GlitterRock
CEO, Galactic Asshole Industries.

GlitterRock
"Oi. Look up. Mistletoe. Now get over here, ya metal fucka!"
*SNOG!*

GlitterRock
... and that was the last time Destro went to SuperCuts.

Zee
"Information: Do you think I'm cute?"

LadyLoxley
"Information: Could be worse."

Laeral Falconhand
You can tell it's a fancy occasion: the Doctor's got out his FORMAL Converse.

AlexGariepy
"Oh dear, I'm sorry, may I clean up your - boooooooooooobs."

Zee
*cums all over Kylie Minogue's dress*