kilroy105
Looks like someone took sexy back away from Justin Timberlake IFyaknowwhatimean...

Arc5
Jack: Thanks for being concerned about my death. Fancy a shag?
Martha: Yes, please! Immediately if not sooner! Would you like me to undress for you?
Jack: You that hard up?
Martha: Two words: Doctor's companion.
Jack: I see your point.

tinaw
"Right there witcha, bitch."

GlitTerrorRock
"Cute chin (slides hand down, unzips her jacket) ... ooh, and you have two boobily friends too!"

GlitTerrorRock
"While he's out, give him a quick search and see if there's any other dismembered parts of my body he's got stashed somewhere. Bloody perv...."

TheMaskedDiva
Jack uses Enzyte, apparently.

Arc5
The only reason for a smile that wide is a gratuitous groping. And knowing Jack, it's probably still going on.

JMShearer
oO( And yet, the Doctor won't even lay so much as a finger on me... )Oo

tinaw
"That man? Best shag of my life. And I've been around awhile."

AlexGariepy
*tweaks new evil mustache*

Gray Zombie
Then I had to bitch slap Gwen for using the drug on her boyfriend, then I bitch slapped Owen......because he's Owen, would've bitch slapped Ianto, but....well....he'd like it.
"And Tosh?"
She was with Gray. He was eating sushi off her booty.
"Ok....I'm not hungry anymore"

tinaw
"Oh YEAH, Rose! Rose, Rose Rose! It's always about Rose, isn't it?! When does Martha get her night of passion with you two?!"

GlitTerrorRock
"I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

AlexGariepy
"THE CHITTER GOD HAS SPOKEN! SACRIFICE YOUR ACORNS TO ME!"

GlitTerrorRock
Captain Jack Sharpei

GlitTerrorRock
"You left me stranded in the year 200,100!"
"Count yourself lucky, laddo! Rose wanted me to take your clothes and leave you naked in a Wisconsin bus-station!"

AlexGariepy
"David Tennant wants braiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!"

GlitTerrorRock
"... Nestor Carbonell?"
"No."
"Hm. Maurice Bernard?"
"Nuh uh."
"Dammit! Who are you??"