GlitTerrorRock
(person comes walking by, runs smack right into the TARDIS) "What the hell?? I hit something!"
"But there's nothing there!"
"Well if I were to guess, I would say that there was once a dimensionally-transcendental chameleon circuit placed right on this spot, which welded its perception properties to a spatial-temporal rift.... and now that self-same object has returned to the exact same spot and is hiding in the aforementioned perception field that it created."
"... ... ... Now that sounds kind of ridiculous."
"Yeah, it does. Let's just say I ran into a invisible elf and be on our way."

OZOO
But how did he get out of Torchwood without being noticed, hmm?

HowlingMadShad
I'm thinking via the invisible lift... but I'm still amazed that he heard the TARDIS, saw the hand glow, grinned knowingly, grabbed a backpack, tossed the hand in, rode the lift to street-level, and then RAN all the way to the TARDIS in the twenty-or-so seconds The Doctor said they'd need to recharge.

GlitterRock
*finding note* Hmmmm.....

o/` Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be walking to fetch your severed-hand-in-a-jar, bub.
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be running out the Hub.

You never will get where you池e going
If you never get up on your feet.
Come on, there's the sound of a TARDIS materializin'
A fast walking captain is hard to beat.

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be walking to fetch your severed-hand-in-a-jar, bub.
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be running out the Hub.

If you want to change your character's direction.
From brooding-emo back to lighthearted-rake.
Well don't be the rule, be the exception.
Show up in a DW three-parter for no good reason than the story's sake.

Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be walking to fetch your severed-hand-in-a-jar, bub.
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you値l be running out the Hub.

I don't want to change the reflection
I see in the mirror each morn.
I love my handsome looks. Check out my punim!
I want to stay good-look-- wait, what? The Face of Boe?? WTF?!???

cajunmagic
And yet, he still looks like he wants to rape my innocent "Cau-Cajun" ass.

tinaw
You win the Gay-off, John.

GlitTerrorRock
"Must... have... cajunmagic's.... innocent... ass!"
(leaps!)

JMShearer
"Help me pull the Jack Off lever, Martha!"
"It's not seriously called that, is it?"
"Yes, it is. Now get over here and help me pull it!"

ChaosWolf1982
Frankly, I'm surprised it took him this long to get around to molesting inanimate objects.

LadyLoxley
What is it with this new series and pretty men?

Indomitus
Holy crap! That is really unfortunate hair.

GlitTerrorRock
"Freeeeeeeeeeeeee blowjobs! Git yet free blowjobs here!"

tinaw
"Folgers Crystals. Thought I wouldn't notice, Doc?"

GlitTerrorRock
I HAZ CHEEZBURGER!

And yes, yet more evidence to support tinaw's "Zee looks like David Tennant" observation:

tinaw
Glitter!
Oh, Zee, please don't hate me! C'mere give mama hug!

LadyLoxley

GlitTerrorRock
(TARDIS arrives, door opens)
"Awlright then, let's make this quick: you're in charge, you must be evil, therefore you must be destroyed, there you go, no need to thank me native populace, you're on your own, don't take any shit from anybody, I'm outta here."
(goes back inside, TARDIS leaves)

AlexGariepy
*air raid siren* ?