tinaw
The look of unrequited love.

gleeb
The look of realizing they still use chamberpots in this place.

TheDiva
Wait a second...lonely, immortal creature, last of its kind, gets turned into human to save itself from terrible evil, forgets it used to be immortal, falls in love, has to change back to immortal creature to save everybody, doesn't want to change back, heartbreaking bittersweet ending...

Holy shit, Cornell ripped off The Last Unicorn!

GlitterRock
"A little portentous, perhaps?"
"'Pretentious' is the word."

gleeb
This week: The Master vs The Schoolmaster!

JMShearer
It goes without saying that this is just what the people who do DW/HP crossovers are looking for.

tinaw
"Physics physics physics physics physics physics -- are you writing this down?"

tinaw
You know Martha, in real life, he might'a' gave you some. Look at Ben Franklin.

AlexGariepy
Teacher/professor carries humorous pile of books: check.

GlitterRock

"Doctor, what's that?"
"Nothing!"

tinaw
"Well, Martha's just going to have to have my sloppy seconds, won't she?"

kilroy105
"Hi! My name is Teddy Ruxpin. And I have a sto-*BEWOOP*"
Oops. Wrong chip.

GlitterRock
"That was quite a knock you had on the head."
"Yes. It reminds me of a dream I had. I hit my head, fell down... when when I turned over, I was a 5'6" Scotsman with a blonde wig on."

LadyLoxley
"Loxley again?"
"Loxley again."

GlitterRock
"You had Rose in this get-up, now I see Kylie's wearing it in the Christmas special..... you got a 'maid' fetish don't you??"