MrTim I must say, I'm impressed: Over-lighting and under-lighting in the same shot!	MrTim "And you'd better have my daughter back by ten o'clock, underssstand?" "Daddy!" "Undersssstand?!" (gulp!) "Yes, sir!"	GlitterRock Toliets in the future are set HIGH!
GlitterRock Michael J. Pollard *IS* the Master!	MrTim You can't pout! There's no pouting in welding!	MrTim "I hate this job! Why did I ever decide to work at a deer fertility clinic!?"
TheLurker Is that one giving the other one a handjob?	TheLurker Pan lower! I wanna see if the rumors about Scotsmen are true!	GlitterRock All this scene is missing is Jeffrey Combs, some Re-Agent, and about 20 gallons of blood.
gleeb Leo McKern dropped 95 lbs. for this role.	GlitterRock Aren't you glad he used Dials? Don't you wish all hoboes did?	Countess Coco *chitter chitter* "Do you have any acorns?"
MrTim "How can you expect to be a credible force for evil if you keep making smiley faces?"	GlitterRock "Toss me my top hat!"	gleeb Today on "Close Enough Carpentry": doorframes.