Cyberbeast
The perfect outfit for a man who has to play some tennis, show a house, and go to the prom all in the same day.


gleeb
The Doctor has the Universe's shallowest conversation, trading hair-care tips with himself.


GlitterRock
(nervously)
"Excuse me.... but you haven't seen any suspicious-looking black triangles hovering around, have you?"


YibbleGuy
o/` "Ice Warriors threw a party in the county jail
Victoria she was there and she began to wail
Doctor took the TARDIS but I said nix-nix
I'm gonna stick around while I get my kicks ...." o/`


GlitterRock
"Tonight on UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: the Green River-Ice Warrior Rapist strikes again, and the police still have no suspects


MrTim
"All right, Doctor, let's see if ye can hit the wastebin from this distance!"


TheLurker
"Everyone's mad at me because I dangled my baby from a balcony."


GlitterRock
"I want to apologize to Zondal'sss parentsss....and Issssbur'sss parents. It'sss all my fault. It wasss my project..."


MrTim
"Could you set my watch? My fingers are too big."


YibbleGuy
"BEHOLD THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL DISPENSER OF DOOM!"


MrTim
.oO (H . . . E . . . R . . . O . . . . Cool! It turned me into the Fifty-Foot Woman!)


GlitterRock
(muffled voice)
"I don't know, Alfred: it doesn't really look BAT-like...."


YibbleGuy
"Victoria, I'm afraid their caulking gun technology is far superior to our own."


GlitterRock
WOOOOO! Hey everyone! Dr. Who's in da house -- and he brought the keg!


MrTim
"Ahhh! Keep that cross away from me!"