Zee
"Check it out, dude- these are chains I forged in life!"






GlitterRock
Wow... Linx *and* links in two consecutive stories!






RodRocket
When did Tom Bergeron grow a mustache?






MrfnordTim
"When will you learn? Every time you break in a new companion, I have to cut you out of the ropes!"






GlitterRock
"Now if you'll excuse me dear, I've got to finish storyboarding out the opening credits sequence to 'ReAnimator' on the chalkboard."






GlitterRock
It's always awkward when you order a callgirl from HotTotties.com and it turns out to be your granddaughter.

Well, awkward for the first ten minutes anyway.






RodRocket
The George C. Scott Happy Time Variety Hour with special guest, Donny Osmond!






Zee
Look out, Leland Palmer is behind you!!!






TheDiva
A hypnotized companion. I'm sure we'll never see this again.






GlitterRock
She's under attack from Peri!
"Glitter, Peri doesn't even come on the show for, like, 10 years!"
Oops. Sorry. I saw an enormous pair of headlights and just assumed....






MrfnordTim
Alt.fetish.companions.undead






kilroy105
That does it. I've had enough of Michael Ian Black being in every blasted TV show or movie known to man now.






The BitShifter
"Welcome to the World Of Denim!"




MrfnordTim
Okay, any camera angle that can make Lis Sladen look like Rosie O'Donnell should be disallowed by the Geneva Convention!




Zee
Is Pertwee's muffin-y hair asexually reproducing?