Mattteus:
They have a window there to look at....dirt.

gleeb:
"OW! Damn wind chimes!"

Mattteus:
I could tell all that... from 50 yards in the air.

Mattteus:
How can you tell unconscious from dead with an insect?... How can you tell unconscious from conscious without it moving?

zoom98:
Notice how John looks like a young Colin Baker? How'd they know about that?

YibbleGuy:
"BUT, JOHN, DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW I SUDDENLY TRANFORMED INTO DIAHANN CARROLL?"

Dita DuPave:
It's a Barbie!

GlitterRock:
Hey now, don't go invoking Jupiter for no good reason, young man.

zoom98:
"So, they were just actors in costume all along!"

GlitterRock:
Find out more in the John Who junior book "John And The Mystery Of The Spaceship In The Mountains," available from Target Books.

Mattteus:
He's a PHONEY! The giant ant's a PHONEY!!

MissGoogie:
"You'll get Nothing out of me! You can't stop the Skirkons"
"Oh, so you're the Skirkons. That's exactly what we wanted to know!"
"Doh!"

Mattteus:
So did the Zarbi pilot just decide to walk back to the base without the disguise?

Mattteus:
John stop farting!

YibbleGuy:
"OR, IT COULD JUST BE THE ILLUSTRATOR'S INEPT GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE--I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE GROUND, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M FLOATING IN MIDAIR."

Mattteus:
...this is really sick.

Mattteus:
Thanks Zarka but I don't need your frickin' resume!

BlakHat1:
"YOU wanna be Dictator of the Universe? Get in the back of the line!"

cajunmagic:
"So the intruder who hopes to wreck our plans...", what? C'mon! That's not a complete sentence.

gleeb:
Too bad you didn't discover any soothing eye drops.

YibbleGuy:
"BESIDES, IF IT'S GOING TO 'ATOMIZE' ME, SHOULDN'T IT BE AN 'ATOM' RAY? A 'VENOM' RAY SHOULD BE *POISONOUS*, DON'T YOU THINK?"

Dita DuPave:
Yeah kids, come out of your shell. *ducks flying tomatos*