TheLurker Apparently, Time Lords frequently have thought balloons coming out of their butt.	MrTim Elvis and his entourage of Scrubbing Bubbles leave the room.	MrTim Malcolm McDowall as Jan-In-the-Pan
GlitterRock "Yeah, the vet says I have to wear it for six weeks to keep me from chewing on myself...."	GlitterRock "You have a point, T'Pol. Two very large points, as a matter of fact...."	Agent_Moldy "Yeah, thanks, Shecky. Now, y'wanna tell me where you want me to put this console? It's getting heavy, what with you leaning on it and such."
GlitterRock Nosferatu got himself a Beatle wig!	TheLurker "Uhh, stripes are supposed to make your boobs look bigger, right?"	BitShifter "If it's no Scottish, it's cr-r-r-ap!"
Countess Coco "Aye, this is the life....travelling around in a blue box and pissing aliens off....."	GlitterRock "Ach, Victoria.... if ye're gunna travel wi' th' Doctor an' me, you'll be needin' a Beatle haircut, too."	MrTim "Doctor, these ferrets on my shoulders won't wake up, will they?"
MrTim "Ted, these are our sacred robes of office. Would you please stop referring to them as 'our Suzie Snowflake outfits!'"	JurassicPork Allen Funt laughingly reassures our participant that her three year-old daughter was not, after all, abducted, raped and murdered.	GlitterRock "On a very special TODAY Show, the spirit of the late Strom Thurmond comes back to haunt Katie...."