Mattteus:
Maybe the man from Theros should be giving the thanks of the Therovian people

TheDiva:
"Please keep your hands and arms inside the car..."

TheDiva:
They should have known he'd betray them--he's played by Christopher Lee!

Mattteus:
o/' She's a ball of ice!
She's willing to sacrifice our love! o/'

Mattteus:
Crap were we supposed to take the B line or the D line?

Mattteus:
*Donkey Kong rides by on the back of an ostrich*

rickubis:
He won't charge if you hurry! Quick, tell him "cash only"!

AlexGariepy:
WemustKungFufight~! *gong sound!*

YibbleGuy:
"WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE? FIND OUT NEXT ISSUE, IN THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF "DOCTOR WHO AND THE THEROVIANS HARASS A CUTE, HELPLESS DR. SEUSS ANIMAL."

gleeb:
With the strength of a French footballer, he head-butts the creature!

Mattteus:
I thought I gnu you!

Indomitus:
This will long be remembered as the day that Charlie Brown defeated the mighty saber-toothed capybara.

rickubis
You *know* a story is boring when even the crevasses yawn.

GlitterRock:
Doctor: .oO Fuck! The little mongoloid freak's more handy to have around than John and Gillian! I wonder if I can talk the Therovians into a swap? Oo.

gleeb:
"Was it really necessary to bring the embalmed corpse of Mao with us?"