BitShifter "If so much as one Klingon is harmed, a thousand Organians will die!"	TheLurker www.troughtonbondage.co.uk	MrTim "Put your hands in the air! Woo! MC Theta Sigma in da house!"
GlitterRock Mystery Det-Sen Theater 3000!	GlitterRock What's Debbie Watling doing just standing th-- Oh, I'm sorry! I saw a big pair of knockers and just assumed it was her.	MrTim Ernie Kovacs haunts the sewers of Paris.
GlitterRock "Now Jamie, you take this right back to Angus Scrimm and apologize to him for stealing it!!"	GlitterRock "An' we were ah-runnin' away from th' Yeti, an' Victoria's boobies were ah-bouncin an' ah-jigglin' -- " / (gasp) "Jamie! I'm standing right here!" / "I know, Victoria. So, Doctor, they were ah-bouncin' ....."	GlitterRock "Mum! Dad! Bigfoot and I are in love and want to marry." / "But he's AMERICAN...!"
Countess Coco You're da man Joxer!"	TheLurker Because of Anthony Ainley's infamous "incident" during the filming of Mark of the Rani, it took 18 months and 500 BBC janitors to finally get the studios cleaned up.	BitShifter Spats definitely don't work with a kilt.
LongLiveRock I am Phil Collins I am your master!	MrTim "I am Bob Barker. I am your master if . . . The Price Is Right!"	TheLurker God, the BBC is so cheap they just stuck their logo up there...